-Gandhi
^^One of the best quotes ever, I just thought I'd be philosophical.
In other good news. HAPPY FEET IS PROBABLY DEAD :D, Most likely eaten by an Orca. Fuck....yes.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
I hate Happy Feet.
Hi everybody, yes I'm still alive.
...but pissed off.
I'm SO sick of Happy Feet, that poorly named penguin (Happy Feet is the name of a movie, not the fucking penguin, as I heard somewhere it's like finding a dog and calling it 101 dalmatians) he has been in the news far to much lately. Today I also got told that happy feet stories have been getting the highest hits out of any stories this year....with the earthquake and everything.
Another reason he is horribly named is because he isn't happy at all. he is an angry, depressed, money sucking little shit.
He actually hates life because he ate enormous amounts of sand to try and top himself. Instead of letting nature take its course, our vets happily operated to suck out the 4kg of sand.
He also has a temper problem. There is a saying "don't bite the hand that feeds you"- Well, Happy Feet is a rebel. I have it on good authority that he has bitten the hand that feeds him not once, but fricken twice.....the little shit doesn't appreciate a free feed!
And finally he is a bloody expensive piece of meat......
He spent a total of nine weeks at Wellington Zoo costing tens of thousands of dollars......$87,000 to be exact >.<
He left our shores this week (good riddance), but the spending hasn't stopped. He received a leaving gift of a GPS worth a few thousand grand and is now on board a NIWA research vessel (yes a boat and entire crew for 1 fucking bird) and after four days heading towards Antarctica he will be released back into the wild.
Join me in crossing fingers that we will never have to hear of this motherfucking bird ever again.
Piss off Happy Feet....break a leg.
:)
...but pissed off.
I'm SO sick of Happy Feet, that poorly named penguin (Happy Feet is the name of a movie, not the fucking penguin, as I heard somewhere it's like finding a dog and calling it 101 dalmatians) he has been in the news far to much lately. Today I also got told that happy feet stories have been getting the highest hits out of any stories this year....with the earthquake and everything.
Another reason he is horribly named is because he isn't happy at all. he is an angry, depressed, money sucking little shit.
He actually hates life because he ate enormous amounts of sand to try and top himself. Instead of letting nature take its course, our vets happily operated to suck out the 4kg of sand.
He also has a temper problem. There is a saying "don't bite the hand that feeds you"- Well, Happy Feet is a rebel. I have it on good authority that he has bitten the hand that feeds him not once, but fricken twice.....the little shit doesn't appreciate a free feed!
And finally he is a bloody expensive piece of meat......
He spent a total of nine weeks at Wellington Zoo costing tens of thousands of dollars......$87,000 to be exact >.<
He left our shores this week (good riddance), but the spending hasn't stopped. He received a leaving gift of a GPS worth a few thousand grand and is now on board a NIWA research vessel (yes a boat and entire crew for 1 fucking bird) and after four days heading towards Antarctica he will be released back into the wild.
Join me in crossing fingers that we will never have to hear of this motherfucking bird ever again.
Piss off Happy Feet....break a leg.
:)
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Fuck yeah, who just bought Kurt Cobain's journals today!?!??!? That's right I did! Even the page with the publishing details is amazing. I think reading this will be the most amazing, sensational thing that I have ever done!!!!!!!!!! That's all the blog you're getting today because I am fucking off to read my book/bible.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
the real world.
So I finally did it. Yep, I never thought it would actually happen but it did.
After 2 whole years of constant nagging from the one who's role it actually is to give me lots of money (stupid mothers) I got a job.........somehow.
Yes, somehow I was seen to be responsible and mature enough (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) to get a job and also that job is in the food industry.....yup, be scared.
The worst people really do go to Hell (metaphorically), so next time you order a pizza it could well be me answering the phone!!!
ohwell, time to go work my first shift slaving a way to the man. Clearly not the rockstar dream then.
Btw for those of you who having been living under a rock lately, tonight (Friday the 22nd of April 2011) at 10.15pm is the feature length documentary on the Foo Fighters. And it being 'Grohl' Friday means that it's entirely ad-free and uninterupted!!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to be a 2 hour orgasm!!!!!!
here's the trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH2KA9-qZKo
After 2 whole years of constant nagging from the one who's role it actually is to give me lots of money (stupid mothers) I got a job.........somehow.
Yes, somehow I was seen to be responsible and mature enough (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) to get a job and also that job is in the food industry.....yup, be scared.
The worst people really do go to Hell (metaphorically), so next time you order a pizza it could well be me answering the phone!!!
ohwell, time to go work my first shift slaving a way to the man. Clearly not the rockstar dream then.
Btw for those of you who having been living under a rock lately, tonight (Friday the 22nd of April 2011) at 10.15pm is the feature length documentary on the Foo Fighters. And it being 'Grohl' Friday means that it's entirely ad-free and uninterupted!!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to be a 2 hour orgasm!!!!!!
here's the trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH2KA9-qZKo
Sunday, April 17, 2011
I'll miss you :'(
It may come as a surprise to some of you to find out that I am a musician (what could give that away), which is what brings about this message of great sorrow.
R.I.P. Real Groovy.
Yes, that bright orange store on Cuba Street is closing down. A music lover's utopia. A place of magicness (and probably a lot of drugs) with the greatest range of music available anywhere. The ultimate conformity of the non-conformist population of Wellington (trust me, there's a lot of them-the kind of people who rock up there on their unicycles to buy their selection of alternative music to do acid to). A place I loved because it's the only place with such a range of metal albums, a place where I'd go in and the dude would just be like "dude if you like this band you should check these guys out (whips out awesome band)" a place where you'd go in for a flick through and end up staying there for two hours talking to somebody about music etc. etc.- You sure don't get that at the warehouse.
So real groovy you will be sorely missed. The only place I have a real sense of belonging now is the rockshop.
(greatest memory is when the guy behind the counter pointed out magic mushrooms on the $50 note. Seriously, have a look. It's on the bird side. (I don't actually know what musshies look like so I'm just gonna take his word for it)).
Although on the upside....Closing down sale. SCORE!
R.I.P. Real Groovy.
Yes, that bright orange store on Cuba Street is closing down. A music lover's utopia. A place of magicness (and probably a lot of drugs) with the greatest range of music available anywhere. The ultimate conformity of the non-conformist population of Wellington (trust me, there's a lot of them-the kind of people who rock up there on their unicycles to buy their selection of alternative music to do acid to). A place I loved because it's the only place with such a range of metal albums, a place where I'd go in and the dude would just be like "dude if you like this band you should check these guys out (whips out awesome band)" a place where you'd go in for a flick through and end up staying there for two hours talking to somebody about music etc. etc.- You sure don't get that at the warehouse.
So real groovy you will be sorely missed. The only place I have a real sense of belonging now is the rockshop.
(greatest memory is when the guy behind the counter pointed out magic mushrooms on the $50 note. Seriously, have a look. It's on the bird side. (I don't actually know what musshies look like so I'm just gonna take his word for it)).
Although on the upside....Closing down sale. SCORE!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
The new and improved Jamie's World
Welcome back to Jamie's world (elmo's world theme song plays-except with jamie instead of elmo)
Your one and only adventure up to greats heights and inside my mind (because everybody wants to do that).
So as you may have noticed. the page has been revitalised!!! I reckon the books make it look awesome and it seems like you've come into a giant ancient library to seek wisdom from me (while I stroke an epic beard). So, put basically, the page has been changed to satisfy my own ego.
Hope you enjoy it (:
Your one and only adventure up to greats heights and inside my mind (because everybody wants to do that).
So as you may have noticed. the page has been revitalised!!! I reckon the books make it look awesome and it seems like you've come into a giant ancient library to seek wisdom from me (while I stroke an epic beard). So, put basically, the page has been changed to satisfy my own ego.
Hope you enjoy it (:
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