Visit because..............well...........

So I hear Tauranga is looking for a new slogan to launch it's tourism campaign. Well, seeing that my dad lives there which means I visit every school holidays, I reckon I know the place pretty well.
Here are my suggestions:

• Tauranga: the girls are just as slutty as at Heretaunga (not any current/former Heretaunga student reading this!!! (: ) but rich and clean.
• Tauranga: Gateway to Rotorua
• Tauranga: For the newly wed and nearly dead.
• Tauranga: Blue skies and Grey Hair.
• Tauranga: It's like Florida with a toll bridge.
• Tauranga: Hey, you could be in Hamilton?
• Tauranga: The night life's great! If your bed-times 7.30

They should totally use these.