Saturday, January 8, 2011

Pointless asking questions to myself thing...

I don't usually like dwelling on the past because I've had some bad experiences (I'm from Palmerston North and have lived in South Auckland and Waiouru. Enough said) but I've been asked by a friend who doesn't actually follow this pathetic excuse for a blog (hint, hint) to answer thes questions HONESTLY! (Boy are you NOT in for a surprise).
What were you doing.......
a second ago: thinking of what I was doing the second before a second ago.
a minute ago: Swearing profusely at robot unicorn attack after it froze because some motherfucker wanted to chat with me.
an hour ago: watching porn
6 hours ago: swimming at the beach (in Tauranga, because it's not raining like it always seems to in Upper Hutt.)
one day ago: probably watching porn
one week ago: sleeping off a new years hangover
one month ago: probably watching porn
one year ago: probably watching porn
five years ago: I'd just started playing guitar so; thinking I'm awesome 'cos I could play smoke on the water (which I forgot how to play)
ten years ago: playing crash bandicoot on my playstaion 1 ;P

Who would have thought ae? (I would've thought anyone could have).