Should I?

Alright, I'm just gonna say it, it might come as a surprise to some (or most) but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm considering dropping out of school.

Why you ask?
Because I'm in love is why. In love with Jeremy Kyle. My holiday's consisted of dragging myself out of bed at about 11.30-12.00 getting dressed, doing my teeth and making a mean breakfast (not really. I cooked it, I'm a shocker in the kitchen) and eating that while watching my favourite 'chat' (shout at retarded poor British people) show.
Now it involves dragging myself out of bed at 6.00 and eating coco-pops to a Paul Henry-less Breakfast :(. Jeremy Kyle doesn't feature in my day at all and I am NOT liking it. Hence why I want to drop out of school. Sure I'll be unemployed and poor (Ironically like the guests on Jeremy Kyle) and just laxing out on the couch drinking Beer and eating Dorito's. But I'll be watching Jeremy Kyle, and THAT will add meaning to my life.

But then there's my Nazi parent. She makes Hitler seem like tickle me Elmo.

aaaaand in breaking news, Mike Munro is gay!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Study spells are great, but........................................................

They're sucking my bank account dry!!!! Seriously that Bakery sucks money like a slut at a gathering of a significant number of males!

Speaking of Bank Accounts I went in today to open a chequing one with my friend, which is not a good idea if you DON'T want to look like a gay couple. I had to accentuate "account'SSSSSSS" to the woman many times, but she still booked our appointment together -_- fml. But I need the account because I need a JOB (I finally bowed to my mum's nagging and wrote a CV. I am now searching-while conforming to man) so if anybody has any job's going that pay well and require fuck all work give me a call :)!!!! Stupid Corin Dann got the Breakfast job. I would've been SO much better.

The world is f****ed!!!

Soooooo if you didn't know already I'm a peer supporter this year. I know, they let ME become a PEER supporter without having to give any sexual favours to Mr. Ehrler (AHHHHHHHHH BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS). But if they let Mike and Pearce in then I'm sure I would be allowed in. Which worked out true because I got leader (My Nazi style regime of dictation begins. I'll show Egypt how it's done.), again with no sexual actions performed. But after 3 days I already regret this decision after the learning to learn course today. (remember that? It's still just as gay, and the bread rolls just as stale). Because THE YEAR 9'S ARE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, it's like a class of 30 Travis's. You're probably thinking "Noooooooo they can't be THAT bad". Trust me. They are. Travis is someone capable of doing classes at his year level compared to them. Here's some of the utter stupidity mentioned by these stupid fuckwits. (oh, thanks Dana for falling asleep and letting us do the work! Really appreciate it!)

• Playing a game where you had to go to an opposite end of a line to what opinion you stand by, a girl standing in the middle of the line when asked "why are you sitting on the fence?" looks down with a 'what the fuck' expression on her face expecting to see a fence. THEN she looks at us like we're retards for saying fence!!!
• Again on the line game the scenario was that a man's baby died. they all then ask in unison "is it a real baby?"
• This question then develops into an 50 year old man dying to which they all ask "how did he turn 50 so fast?" (facepalms).
• But the stupidest question of the day goes to this girl playing wink murder. (that game where everybody stands in circle and you have one winker (WINKER not, you know) and they wink at you and you dramatically die) When the first person drops dead she turns around and asks me "Is he really dead?" (at this point I felt like Kurt Cobain-ing myself).

There were plenty more but to save my sanity I won't mention it. Oh, and to top it all off, the icing on the cake of fuckwitiness, they write in their evaluation forms at the end of the day that we need to watch our language   -__-.
WHY DO I NEED TO WATCH MY FUCKING LANGUAGE!?!?!?!?! stupid cunts >:(

The extra special K.

Apparently today is Ku Klux Klan (KKK) day. Which raises a number of questions (3 actually, for all the autistic readers).

1. Why the fuck is there a KKK day? (The obvious one).
2. What do you do on a KKK day? Is it like Christmas? Do southern hick american's go out with their son/nephew (same thing, well there it is. And in Masterton) and lynch blacks and burn crosses as a family? And is it a public holiday in Texas.
3. Why isn't Briscoes having a sale for it? You'd think they'd pounce at the oppurtunity to have another fucking sale to rape my letterbox with. Can't you just imagine the Briscoes lady on TV; "White sheets and pillowcases. 60% off! Scented crosses and candles, make your hatred smell like roses, now $6.99, and show your passion with white dinner plates 40% off. Offers end sunday at the Briscoes Triple K sale!"

Somehow I think that's one sale Briscoes won't have. I know!
Mike's party tomorrow, next time I post I would've been raped, numerous times. Not good :/

Addition and apology

Before I start I've got something to add to the last blog. A survey of airline cabin crew found some strange, and stupid requests.

• "Please, can you open the window?"
• "Can you show me to the showers?"
• "Can you take my children to the playroom?"
• "Could you turn the engines down because they are too noisy."
• "Is there a McDonalds onboard?"
• "Can you ask the Captain to stop the turbulence?"

I was also a bit harsh to Hamilton. Sorry Hamilton, I found out today that if you pee in the river Aucklanders have to drink it.

Visit because..............well...........

So I hear Tauranga is looking for a new slogan to launch it's tourism campaign. Well, seeing that my dad lives there which means I visit every school holidays, I reckon I know the place pretty well.
Here are my suggestions:

• Tauranga: the girls are just as slutty as at Heretaunga (not any current/former Heretaunga student reading this!!! (: ) but rich and clean.
• Tauranga: Gateway to Rotorua
• Tauranga: For the newly wed and nearly dead.
• Tauranga: Blue skies and Grey Hair.
• Tauranga: It's like Florida with a toll bridge.
• Tauranga: Hey, you could be in Hamilton?
• Tauranga: The night life's great! If your bed-times 7.30

They should totally use these.