I hate Happy Feet.

Hi everybody, yes I'm still alive.
...but pissed off.

I'm SO sick of Happy Feet, that poorly named penguin (Happy Feet is the name of a movie, not the fucking penguin, as I heard somewhere it's like finding a dog and calling it 101 dalmatians) he has been in the news far to much lately. Today I also got told that happy feet stories have been getting the highest hits out of any stories this year....with the earthquake and everything.

Another reason he is horribly named is because he isn't happy at all. he is an angry, depressed, money sucking little shit.

He actually hates life because he ate enormous amounts of sand to try and top himself. Instead of letting nature take its course, our vets happily operated to suck out the 4kg of sand.

He also has a temper problem. There is a saying "don't bite the hand that feeds you"- Well, Happy Feet is a rebel. I have it on good authority that he has bitten the hand that feeds him not once, but fricken twice.....the little shit doesn't appreciate a free feed!

And finally he is a bloody expensive piece of meat......
He spent a total of nine weeks at Wellington Zoo costing tens of thousands of dollars......$87,000 to be exact >.<

He left our shores this week (good riddance), but the spending hasn't stopped. He received a leaving gift of a GPS worth a few thousand grand and is now on board a NIWA research vessel (yes a boat and entire crew for 1 fucking bird) and after four days heading towards Antarctica he will be released back into the wild.

Join me in crossing fingers that we will never have to hear of this motherfucking bird ever again.
Piss off Happy Feet....break a leg.

:)