Thursday, December 30, 2010

the dumbest criminals of 2010.

It's the last day of 2010 so what better way to end it! (I know, there's plenty of better things to do).

  • The broke guy who walked into a bank claiming to have a bomb and demanding $2000, who was then convinced by the bank manager to fill out a loan application.
  • The middle aged gardener who was upset that someone had stolen one of his marijuana plants, so called the police to report the theft. The police responded by swiping his other four plants.
  • The man who cut ahead of two uniformed police officers in line at Starbucks and then demanded cash from the till. The man was quickly tackled and arrested.
  • The Florida woman who started a fire in a filing cabinet at work so she could go home early and still get a full day's pay.
  • the carjacker who dropped his gun into his 69 year old victim's lap; she quickly picked it up and aimed it back at him.
  • The husband and wife team who made a living by shoplifting and re-selling the goods online, and went on TV's Dr Phil to brag about it.
So HAPPY NEW YEAR for tonight. The final full year before we die in 2012 (if you believe in it- I don't.)

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