Well it's nearly the new year and I have to decide which of the many parties I shall grace with my presence and pass out on their floor (I know you're reading this people who spiked my orange juice. Not naming anyone -_-)
But would a new years (or at least week prior) be without some completely pointless reminiscing. And being the grammar nazi that I am (yes I know I started a sentence with And) I decided to think of my words of 2010 *said with really deep, dramatic movie trailer voice*.
My vocabulary spans a vast distance and this year was no different. My conversations have ranged from the sexual to the violent to the edible, to the musical and then back to the sexual (in that exact order). So here's the list of my made up words of 2010.
Jizztastic, spermalicious, cumageddon, cumland (might I add most of these weren't invented by me; don't judge me so badly) semensational and my personal favourite cumbubalicious (pronounced cum-bub-ah-lish-iss). Now you may be thinking "oh he just made these up". Well, um, duh! I did say above "my list of made up words". These were made up over the course of 2010 and mainly when I was bored in english (hopes teacher doesn't read). And yes, these HAVE all been used in GENERAL conversation within my immediate (and most likely only) group of friends. Which begs the question. "What do they talk about?" That, my innocent reader will be answered another day ( I need some material for future blogs). And I can assure you. YOU [probably] DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!
If you do then look forward to my future posts :).
pahahaha, the orange juice... Makes me laugh every time.
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