Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The world is f****ed!!!

Soooooo if you didn't know already I'm a peer supporter this year. I know, they let ME become a PEER supporter without having to give any sexual favours to Mr. Ehrler (AHHHHHHHHH BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS). But if they let Mike and Pearce in then I'm sure I would be allowed in. Which worked out true because I got leader (My Nazi style regime of dictation begins. I'll show Egypt how it's done.), again with no sexual actions performed. But after 3 days I already regret this decision after the learning to learn course today. (remember that? It's still just as gay, and the bread rolls just as stale). Because THE YEAR 9'S ARE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, it's like a class of 30 Travis's. You're probably thinking "Noooooooo they can't be THAT bad". Trust me. They are. Travis is someone capable of doing classes at his year level compared to them. Here's some of the utter stupidity mentioned by these stupid fuckwits. (oh, thanks Dana for falling asleep and letting us do the work! Really appreciate it!)

  • Playing a game where you had to go to an opposite end of a line to what opinion you stand by, a girl standing in the middle of the line when asked "why are you sitting on the fence?" looks down with a 'what the fuck' expression on her face expecting to see a fence. THEN she looks at us like we're retards for saying fence!!!
  • Again on the line game the scenario was that a man's baby died. they all then ask in unison "is it a real baby?"
  • This question then develops into an 50 year old man dying to which they all ask "how did he turn 50 so fast?" (facepalms).
  • But the stupidest question of the day goes to this girl playing wink murder. (that game where everybody stands in circle and you have one winker (WINKER not, you know) and they wink at you and you dramatically die) When the first person drops dead she turns around and asks me "Is he really dead?" (at this point I felt like Kurt Cobain-ing myself).
There were plenty more but to save my sanity I won't mention it. Oh, and to top it all off, the icing on the cake of fuckwitiness, they write in their evaluation forms at the end of the day that we need to watch our language   -__-.
WHY DO I NEED TO WATCH MY FUCKING LANGUAGE!?!?!?!?! stupid cunts >:(

1 comment:

  1. sorry I lost you at "sexual favours to Mr Ehrler"...

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